Thirsty Thursday: That Good Xornographic Content
By Allison Senecal — The following piece is rated X for XORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT.
The many THIRSTY lives of Moira X.
I’m going to need to reincarnate myself because RIP.
House of X #2
Artist: Pepe Larraz
Colorist: Marte Gracia
House of X #2 - It sure was nice of Marvel to finally lean into my huge crush on Rose Byrne’s Moira from the films in this extremely surprising way.
Gun Girl Moira. Hot Scientist Moira. LADY APOCALYPSE MOIRA. Looks like we can have it all. And, of course, we had Mystique and Destiny doing the biggest Couples Mic-Drop™ of all time.
He must live on Asteroid Mmmmmmm.
if only ruby quartz could also restrain THIRST.
Is there room for one more in that Phalanx?
Powers of X #2
Artist: R.B. Silva
Inker: R.B. Silva and Adriano Di Benedetto
Colorist: Marte Gracia
Powers of X #2 - Daddy. Magneto. Oh ho and more Cyclops-masquerading-as-a-top. It absolutely will be done, you’re right. Is the Phalanx hot? With that almost-Proxima-Midnight-looking headpiece, I might be willing to assimilate.
This god is a thirst-inducing god.
www.XornHub.com.
Powers of X #3
Artist: R.B. Silva
Inker: R.B. Silva and Adriano Di Benedetto
Colorist: Marte Gracia
Powers of X #3 - Haha...roasting people for being into Nimrod while I’m over here asking Karima for her number? Never.
HIS NAME IS NORTH AND HIS MOMMAS ARE POLARIS AND EMMA FROST. Does he have any lines? Who cares. I even had to snag a better panel from a previous issue. He doesn’t do anything, but he doesn’t have to.
Nihilistic Xorn really does it for me too. Is that a uniquely millennial thing? Hehe, yeah baby, I wanna see your black hole. This is the ending I’ve always wanted too, baby.
It’s a THIRSTY new world, too, obvi.
EDITOR’S NOTE: Allison needs a minute after this one.
More like, Mmmmmmmmonet St. Croix.
House of X #3
Artist: Pepe Larraz
Colorist: Marte Gracia
House of X #3 - Let me edit last month’s piece real quick...ahem. “Slap me, MUM.” What is THIS? Emma can stic- *hauled away by my editor*
MADEMOISELLE ST. CROIX TOO? I may not be alive next week either.
Meet Elektra, the first inductee into the Thirsty Thursday Hall of Fame.
Daredevil #10
Artist: Jorge Fornes
Colorist: Jordie Bellaire
Daredevil #10 - I said X-Men content only but then Elektra showed up and she was smellin’ like death and one thing led to another...
Do I even rate these things anymore? Would anyone make this piece at under 5-THIRST DROPLETS?
Allison buys books professionally and comics unprofessionally. You can find her chaotic neutral Twitter feed at @maliciousglee.